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Brain FOR SALE

 

In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

 

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

 

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"

 

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain."

 

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrat's brain so much more than a Republican's brain?"

 

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."

tis a joke, people, take it as such

and more food for thought:

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford

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  • Watching: World of Tanks Youtube vids
  • Playing: Minecraft
  • Eating: cheese and crackers
  • Drinking: Cola

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falcon01
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My ride, a zepplin built in secret by (calssified) and used for...err...in flight aquisitions of...ummm...well anything not nailed down, really.

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:iconfalcon01:
Sweet! Thanks, looks fun to build, gona try it out :)
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LigaWygonNabywce 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for fav 8D
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Makingscalemodels 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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Rekalnus 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank You for the fave '
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:iconwaynebenedet:
thanks for the :+fav:   :iconairfellaplz:  
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LigaWygonNabywce Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for faves 8D
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unusualsuspex Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks so much for the Added to my devWatch!, hope I can live up to your expectations!! I salute you!
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Roguewing Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave on "Things Are Getting Better"
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